Gloomy

You are the new Mayor of Loserville

population: 1
and thats u

LOSER

Dude, you get a lot of hot chicks hollerin' at ya! Send them my way. Holla back!!!!!

If one day u feel like crying.... call me. I dont promise that i will make u laugh, but i can cry with u. If one day u want to run away-- dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop......but i can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call......and there is no anwser.....come fast to see me. Perhaps i need you.

Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, some dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain. you will have bad luck for 10 years, if you don't pass this on to 15 people. i f u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u, whether theyre a friend, gf, bf

hey dude, you know what i hate about my space...nerds that spell GOD like "GAWD" i mean nerd right? big nerd, lets spell things different on purpose hahahaha NERDS

HI its me Mr. Ben Dover and I am in a particularly bitter mood today So I thought I would enlighten you all with a few things that frustrate me about myspace.

5. People who post the same post on the bulletin more then once. If I was going to read your lame cry for help I would have clicked if you had only posted once but now you posted it TWICE so I won't read the gawd dam thing at all.

4. People who post up that GAWD DAM free i-pod BULL .$@*. YOU FAWKERS WOULDN'T SIGN UP FOR ME WHEN I WANTED ONE SO STOP ASKING ME SIGN UP FOR YOURS!

3. People who post up chain letters. GET A LIFE! Especially those saying that myspace is going to get deleted or we are going to have to start paying for it.... if this is you PLEASE PLEASE GET A CLUE! AND A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA! Myspace is free! Tom has said it will remain that way You know what PRESS ALT+F4 and you'll get myspace free for life ok =)

2. STUPID Myspace Groups who just want to advertise their Band or Trashy club. I will not go see you play your melodramatic boring love songs or go to your sleazy slutty club with ugly hooch-a-fide girls.

1. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING I HATE ON MYSPACE IS! Import models asking me to vote for them on some Import-hoe-a-thon site. I know your hot or at least you wear enough make up to be hot or got a boob job or wear a short skirt or slept with some photographer who thinks your hot... BUT GAWD DAM IT why am I going to waste my time going to some site and vote for YOU? What are you going to do for me? NOTHING so DONT BOTHER ASKING... and EVEN IF I WAS JUST MAYBE GOING TO GO TO SOME site and vote for someone based solely on their looks shouldn't I pick the best looking girl there?? What makes you think THATZ YOU?

Please if you fit into one of these categories don't take offense cause I didn't really take offense when you wasted my time. I posted this to make you laugh so don't whine to me about how mean I am cause.... YOU DON"T KNOW ME! now shut up and laugh =)